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Hey, Britney fans(all 5 of you): Get out. We don't like your kind around here. Consider yourself warned. Feel free to send hatemail, just know that when you do, you'll be made fun of, and oodles(I love that word) of people will see just what a jack-ass you are!
This page wasn't made to offend anyone, except of course, Britney Spears. But if you're offended, well isn't that too bad?
Let the Britney Bashing Begin!
The Inevitable Bio
Go visit my other site! It's a *N Sync humor page called They Got It. It's very good if I do say so myself. (Shameless self promotion!) Also, join the Britney Must Die Club
Are you creative? Are you funny? Do you have good computer software? Do I sound like a cheesy infomercial? Anyways, I need contributers. Distorted pics, top ten lists, fanfiction, reviews, etc. You got 'em? I want 'em! Send 'em here. Thanx.
I'm getting so sick of damn teenyboppers. I won't name names or anything, but a damn teenybopper had an anti-Britney site removed. Why? According to her, slander laws. Now, I researched them, and they only apply if you're lying. NOT IF YOU'RE EXPRESSING YOUR DAMN OPINION!!!!! So, for future reference, everything on this page is MY OPINION(well, except those articles) AND NOTHING ELSE!! I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING IS TRUE. AND IF YOU WANNA TAKE MY PAGE OFF THE NET, FINE! I'LL JUST PUT UP A BIGGER AND MEANER ONE. SO, IN CONCLUSION, DON'T FUCK WITH ME, YOU'LL GET BURNED. Thanx for letting me get that off my chest.
I got a new URL!! It's easier to remember. Just go to http://reach.to/britney_sucks. It just takes you here.
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The Britney Must Die Banner Exchange
Britney Jokes!
Dear Diary..
Britney Live!
Britney or TLC?
Things that piss me off
Other people I hate (and reasons!)
Britney (and Tinky Winky!) on the Cover of Rolling Stone
Say What?
Fortune Teller
Interesting Tidbits
Britney on TV
Interviews With Britney!
It's Not All Good?
Britney's Fan Club News
Britney's first AOL Chat
So You Wanna Be Like Britney?
Britney Imposters
Britney on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly
News!
A Day in the Life(or lack there-of) of Britney
The Many Faces Of Britney Spears
Britney on MTV Online
To Be Continued...
Magazines ACTUALLY write about Britney!
If Britney were a Barbie...
Rumors and Stuff
Sing-A-Long With the Slut
The Way Things Should Have Been
Reviews
Fan Contributions
Videos
Please, Dear Lord Make It Stop!!!!
I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick....
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About Me
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